It looked like the worst party ever. I didn’t know what the occasion was, and was sort of afraid to ask, since the host had his eyes downcast and looked really grim. I thought that it couldn’t be too bad; if it was, why would he have a party? I pulled him aside and asked him what was going on. He said that he was mourning the loss of his memory and superior brain function. I had no idea what he was talking about. He explained that lately he had been feeling less mentally alert and his memory was spotty. He said that he felt like his brain was slowing down and that he wanted to have a party with all of his friends while he still remembered who everyone was. I tried not to laugh as I explained that a lot of people felt this way. I told him about Procera AVH